The Onion: Nothing to fear from giant crabs
Posted by Jesse Reynolds March 23, 2009
Biopolitical Times
The Onion, which bills itself as the "World's Finest News Source," has a hilarious video "news" segment on giant, genetically engineered crabs, and why we shouldn't worry about their strength, intelligence, and acid that shoots 300 yards from their mouth.
Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat